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gofangirlsgo:

at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”

then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power

armisael:

cant wait to burn in hell

euo:

Calico bonnet on Flickr

euo:

Calico bonnet on Flickr

hyperheartz:

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

deadguy95:

G spot? Oh you mean gamestop hah yeah i know where that is

sarahj-art:

Too early for snow?

sarahj-art:

Too early for snow?

floozys:

hellfyreak:

floozys:

"girls aren’t allowed to participate in no shave november!1!!! it’s gross!!!!"

i’ve been participating in no shave november, december, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september and october and if you have a problem you can lick my fucking panda legs

No thanks, I’ll just go find one of the girls that actually enjoy taking care of themselves.

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yeah i’m fucking sure girls are lining down the block to get a piece of you